How to Become a Porn Director
Learn to produce top quality pornographic movies.
Testamints: Candies with Scripture
Faith based sayings leaving your breath minty fresh.
John Wayne Bacon Hot Chocolate Mix
A real man's drink
Emergency Mustaches
When only a mustache can remedy a problem!
How to Traumatize Your Children
As if you needed any ideas.
Luxury Cat Dish
Pamper that spoiled moggy with a gaudy cat bowl.
Pet High Chair
For the dog with good table manners.
Emergency Underpants Dispenser
Just crapped your pants? Grab a fresh pair of underpants and get back to your day.
Farts in a Can
Childishly simple flatulent sounds in the convenience of a can.
Empire Labs Clone-A-Willy Kit
Create a crude facsimile of your family jewels for all to enjoy.