If you have a great sense of humor, you could have a terrific belly laugh with your acquaintances by pulling out a bottle of Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer. Remind everyone that we all have genitals and on occasion we need to handle our private parts, which is disgusting and not appropriate! Why do you keep talking about your balls? Look, you’ve made your mother-in-law cry again. This is why the police keep wanting to talk you! I want a divorce!