Roswell Soil Sample

Roswell Soil Sample

Just imagine the fun you could have with a small plastic bag filled with (alleged) dirt from the site of the Roswell UFO crash in New Mexico. Upon opening the bag I can only assume you will be instantly teleported to the planet Zorgon and have some explaining to do to the alien overloads for disturbing the site of their space ship graveyard. These people have the perfect business model figured out, put some soil in a bag and sell it to credulous nutters who are still recovering from their most recent anal probe.