Faith based sayings leaving your breath minty fresh.
A real man's drink
Use to grind pepper or threaten people at the dining table.
Where on earth am I going to put these french fries?
Green liquid posing as zombie blood.
"Extra Briny" Not really the ideal flavor for gumballs.
Feeling peckish and the local rattlesnake shop has just closed for the night? Always have a rattlesnake in a can in the cupboard.
For the hipster canine.
For the lavatorial tipple.
Arachnidian gluttony awaits!