Faith based sayings leaving your breath minty fresh.
When only a mustache can remedy a problem!
You shouldn't, unless you really want to. A 'handy' coffee table book of un-erotic imagery.
Clean your teeth with the goodness of bacon flavor.
Green liquid posing as zombie blood.
Bacon flavored lube... how romantic.
"Clean" your intimate area with this specifically designed soap.
Stand out with genuine One Direction duck tape.
"Extra Briny" Not really the ideal flavor for gumballs.