A real man's drink
Just crapped your pants? Grab a fresh pair of underpants and get back to your day.
If your ideal wife is an inflatable effigy of a surprised child, the you're in luck.
An evenly toned anus is just a few sprays away.
Conceal your identify in truly impractical way.
Advertise to the world what you do with your tissues.
The purrfect way to waste your money.
For the lavatorial tipple.
Now you can dump with The Trump.
Freshen up with the alluring aroma of bacon.