If your ideal wife is an inflatable effigy of a surprised child, the you're in luck.
The purrfect way to waste your money.
For the sophisticated slob.
Rapidly dispense cash armed with your trusty cash cannon.
Bioluminescence in the bathroom!
Don't shout at the world, shout into a vase instead.
Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop.
Loving companionship from a rock.
As it says on the box, it’s a box and it's useless.