Why not enjoy the inane ramblings of Donald Trump every time you grab a handful of toilet paper squares?
Grow a wholesome chia plant on a ceramic Trump bust….
Feeling lonely? Why not buy a life-size Trump cardboard cut out for that really creepy middle aged man with a false tan vibe.
Trump Steaks!!! The man himself selling his favorite cuts of beef.
Why not do some free advertising for The Donald and get yourself a Trump Steaks t shirt?
How about a genuine nine inch MAGA Trump blade?
Why not let The Donald give you a nice kiss on the bottom for your next trip to the bathroom?
There’s this Trump Coloring book available if you feel like a suitably childish activity to keep you busy.
Or for a really big laugh, you could try reading the Trump classic “The Art of The Deal”